The Perfect Day
by Eddie
 
 

9:00 AM - Sleep

NOON - Eat

1:00 PM - Fuck

2:00 PM - Sleep

5:00 PM - Eat

6:00 PM - Fuck

7:00 PM - Sleep

10:00 PM - Eat

11:00 PM - Murderous rampage

MIDNIGHT - Clean getaway, scot-free

1:00 AM - Fuck

2:00 AM - Sleep
 
 

No helicopters looking for the murder